Drawn to acting since first consumption. Fell in love with it in theater. Learned film acting on the road, obsessively studying and creating indies alongside a Harmony Korine-esque creator.

• Published cultural satirist and poet.

• Ordained Kentucky Colonel by Gov. Andy Beshear.

• Vocalist for bands akin to Devin Townsend.

• Was woken up from a nap by Robin Williams.